It would be so easy. No one would see you and more to the point, no one would care. He walks around so smug and sure of himself. He thinks no can touch him, no one could see his movements in the street. He believes himself to be a shadow, a slothful ninja of ill consequence. He is the target. He is the perfect crime. What and who am I talking about? The murder of Snuffleupagus. The only witness who could report you is Big Bird and when he went to the police screaming about an imaginary demon elephant friend that someone has snuffed, they will just put him away. Now there are other things to consider. Such as, is the Snuffleupagus meat edible? Is his blood visible even though the rest of him is not? After an invisible "imaginary" corpse sits out on the Sesame street for a while, does it start to smell? What weapon would best handle the job? So many possibilities to end this unseen break in the evolutionary chain. I want you to see Big Bird. I want to bathe in your big yellow tears as you cry for your friend who no one believed in and now no one cares that he is dead. I will sleep well at night knowing that you can't sleep, always haunted by the knowledge that only you could see him, only you could save him and you failed. Do I spend to much time thinking about killing Muppets? That .......is a fair question and I will get back to you on that one.
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